Diciembre es el mes en el que volvemos la vista atrás y hacemos un balance de todo lo que, cinematográficamente hablando, nos ha traído 2017. Con el ánimo de recapitular para no olvidar, echemos un vistazo a un impresionante VIDEO de casi siete (7) minutos que reúne 300 imágenes de las películas estrenadas en Estados Unidos durante 2017.
El hábil y creativo usuario de YouTube, Sleepy Skunk, algo así como el Zorrilo o el Canalla Somnoliento, firma este «mashup» en forma de tráiler, seleccionado las mejores imágenes del año e incluyendo 26 frases icónicas de las películas del 2017, que a consideración de Sleepy Skunk, considerado con justicia, el Roger Corman de los editores de YouTube, es indispensable perpetuar en la memoria del espectador.
En 2017 hemos visto de todo, grandes cintas y grandes decepciones, obras maestras y bodrios insoportables… pero del mismo modo que los mejores adelantos de Hollywood son capaces de vendernos cualquier churro, el VIDEO de éste artículo está editado con tanta inspiración que consigue transmitir el espíritu de fiesta, la mística del Arte Cinematográfico que nos inspira, y el espíritu de celebración por el final de un año que termina.
El vídeo se divide en tres partes claramente diferenciadas. En la primera suena el tema Witches Procession compuesto por Theta Sound Music. En la segunda escuchamos la canción Main Offender interpretada por The Hives y el tercer bloque está impulsado por Sol Invictus de Audiomachine.
Como puedes comprobar, si has terminado de ver el mashup, la selección está limitada por el calendario de estrenos en los Estados Unidos; es decir, faltan muchos largometrajes europeos, asiáticos, latinoamericanos y mexicanos, que no han llegado a las salas norteamericanas y que merecen la pena ser destacados en un repaso del cine de 2017.
Si lograste identificar apenas unas cuantas películas, aquí te dejamos la lista completa de las cintas que incluye el sorprendente VIDEO de casi siete (7) minutos y las casi 30 frases destacadas por el genial Editor Sleepy Skunk:
P A R T O N E
0:08 – War for the Planet of the Apes
“What are you waiting for?” – Lars Eidinger in PERSONAL SHOPPER
0:10 – Geostorm
0:12 – The Greatest Showman
“We made this oath. Whoever died first would send the other a sign.” – Kristen Stewart in PERSONAL SHOPPER
0:14 – Annabelle: Creation (double shot)
0:16 – A Ghost Story (double shot)
“A sign. Have you, communicated with spirits before?” – Lars Eidinger in PERSONAL SHOPPER
0:18 – The Blackcoat’s Daughter
0:19 – Wind River
0:20 – Ghost in the Shell
0:22 – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
0:23 – War for the Planet of the Apes
“It was quiet, for all these years.” – Miranda Otto in ANNABELLE: CREATION
0:26 – It (double shot)
0:29 – Hangman
“We all knew, something was very wrong.” – Holly Earl in LOVING VINCENT
0:31 – King Arthur
0:32 – The Beguiled
“I saw something.” – Jaeden Lieberher in IT
0:34 – The Devil’s Candy
0:35 – Annabelle: Creation
0:36 – Get Out (triple shot)
“A clown. Yeah, I saw him too.” – Jack Dylan Grazer in IT
0:39 – Lavender
0:41 – A Cure For Wellness (triple shot)
0:44 – The Circle
“You know there’s a sickness. Stops them seeing the truth.” – Vanessa Redgrave in THE SECRET SCRIPTURE
0:46 – Thelma
0:48 – The Secret Scripture
0:49 – Jackals
0:50 – Professor Marsten and the Wonder Women
0:51 – A Cure for Wellness
“There’s something, calling them all here.” – Aaron Poole in THE VOID
0:52 – Annabelle: Creation
0:53 – Mother! (double shot)
0:55 – Flatliners
“Shhh. That’s not me.” – Shae Smolik in THE HATRED
0:56 – The Hatred
1:02 – Mother!
1:03 – It
1:05 – Annabelle: Creation
1:05 – Personal Shopper
1:06 – Polaroid (triple shot)
1:08 – The Bye Bye Man
1:09 – It Comes At Night
1:10 – Berlin Syndrome
1:10 – Wish Upon
“Mister Policeman. You could’ve saved her.” – Jonas Karlsson in THE SNOWMAN
1:11 – Jigsaw
1:11 – Rings (double shot)
1:13 – Happy Death Day (double shot)
1:14 – The Devil’s Candy
1:15 – Jigsaw (double shot)
1:16 – The Lego Ninjago Movie (double shot)
1:18 – The Snowman (triple shot)
1:20 – Flatliners (double shot)
1:21 – The Shape of Water (double shot)
1:22 – The Belko Experiment
1:23 – Breathe
1:23 – Brigsby Bear
“Make it a wonderful day!” – Edie Inksetter in IT
1:24 – Justice League
1:25 – Kidnap (double shot)
1:26 – Collide
“At the end of the day, people are out for themselves.” – Adria Arjona in THE BELKO EXPERIMENT
1:27 – Good Time
1:27 – Gerald’s Game
1:28 – Wind River (double shot)
1:30 – The Belko Experiment
1:31 – The Devil’s Candy (double shot)
1:33 – King Arthur
1:34 – Split
“Death always wins.” – Matthew McConaughey in THE DARK TOWER
1:35 – Ghost in the Shell
1:36 – The Void
1:37 – Paint it Black
1:40 – The Snowman
1:41 – The Mountain Between Us
1:43 – Blade Runner 2049
1:44 – The Shape of Water (double shot)
“We all float down here.” – Jackson Robert Scott in IT
1:50 – It
P A R T T W O
1:56 – Baby Driver
1:59 – The Boss Baby
1:59 – Despicable Me 3
2:00 – Baywatch
2:01 – Ingrid Goes West (double shot)
2:03 – Logan Lucky
2:04 – Going in Style (double shot)
2:06 – Catfight (double shot)
2:06 – Kong: Skull Island
2:07 – A Fantastic Woman
2:07 – The Square
2:08 – Brawl on Block 99
2:10 – The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature
2:11 – All Eyez On Me
2:11 – Detroit
2:12 – CHIPs
2:13 – How To Be a Latin Lover
“This doesn’t put an end to shit, you f*cking retard, this is just the f*cking start. Why don’t you put that on your ‘Good Morning Missouri’ f*cking wake-up broadcast b*tch .” – Frances McNormand in THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI
2:14 – Pitch Perfect 3 (double shot)
2:16 – The Disaster Artist
2:18 – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
2:22 – Fist Fight
2:23 – Suburbicon
2:23 – T2 Trainspotting
2:24 – Song to Song
2:25 – My Name is Emily
2:26 – Raw (double shot)
2:28 – Patti Cake$
2:29 – A Bad Mom’s Christmas
2:30 – Girls Trip
2:30 – Tragedy Girls
2:31 – T2 Trainspotting
2:32 – Rough Night
“Come on, man.” – Armie Hammer in FREE FIRE
2:32 – Free Fire (triple shot)
2:35 – First Kill
“I got you all wrong, didn’t I? You got me just right.” – Bel Powley and Tye Sheridan in DETOUR
2:36 – Kingsman: The Golden Circle (double shot)
2:37 – Wolf Warrior 2
2:38 – Detour
2:39 – Geostorm
2:40 – War for the Planet of the Apes
2:41 – Wonder Woman
2:42 – The Great Wall
2:43 – American Assassin
2:44 – Thor: Ragnarok
2:44 – Spider-man: Homecoming
2:45 – Monster Trucks (double shot)
2:47 – The Mummy
2:47 – Baby Driver (double shot)
2:49 – xXx: Return of Xander Cage
2:50 – Baby Driver (double shot)
2:52 – Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (triple shot)
2:57 – Ghost in the Shell
2:58 – John Wick: Chapter 2
2:58 – Transformers: The Last Knight
2:59 – The Dark Tower (double shot)
3:01 – Transformers: The Last Knight (double shot)
3:02 – Logan
3:02 – Alien: Covenant (double shot)
3:04 – Wonder Woman (double shot)
3:05 – The Fate of the Furious (quintuple shot)
3:08 – The Mummy (double shot)
3:10 – John Wick: Chapter 2
3:10 – Sleepless
3:11 – Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (double shot)
3:12 – Renegades
3:12 – Colossal
3:13 – Okja (double shot)
3:14 – Baby Driver
3:15 – Ghost in the Shell
3:16 – Outrage Coda
3:17 – Captain Underpants
3:17 – Okja
3:18 – Saban’s Power Rangers
3:18 – The LEGO Batman Movie
3:19 – The LEGO Ninjago Movie
3:20 – The Emoji Movie
3:21 – Atomic Blonde
3:22 – Spider-man: Homecoming (double shot)
3:23 – Blade of the Immortal
3:24 – Thor: Ragnarok (triple shot)
3:25 – Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
3:26 – Justice League
3:26 – Cars 3 (double shot)
3:28 – Star Wars: The Last Jedi
“Jesus Christ! What happened to the seatbelt rule?” – Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson in THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD
3:29 – The Hitman’s Bodyguard (quadruple shot)
P A R T T H R E E
3:38 – Golmaal Again
3:40 – A Dog’s Purpose
3:40 – Realive
3:42 – Kedi
3:43 – My Cousin Rachel
3:44 – Downsizing
3:45 – The Snowman
3:46 – Fifty Shades Darker
3:47 – Leap!
3:48 – The Greatest Showman (double shot)
3:49 – Tulip Fever
3:50 – Split
3:51 – Wonder Woman
“Whatever you do, do it carefully.” – Vicky Krieps in PHANTOM THREAD
3:52 – The Book of Henry
3:53 – The Devil’s Candy
3:55 – Hounds of Love
3:56 – Loving Vincent
3:57 – XX
3:58 – All The Money in the World
3:59 – The Bad Batch
4:00 – Lady Macbeth
4:01 – Victoria and Abdul
4:02 – Phantom Thread
4:03 – Polina
4:04 – Coco (double shot)
“I always told you, you were special.” – Ana de Armas in BLADE RUNNER 2049
4:08 – The Killing of a Sacred Deer (double shot)
4:09 – Jungle
4:11 – Leap! (double shot)
“Because you have something she can only dream of.” – Carly Rae Jepsen in LEAP!
4:13 – The Greatest Showman (triple shot)
4:16 – The Limehouse Golem
4:17 – Battle of the Sexes (double shot)
“Without our passion, it’s very hard for us to find our place in the world.” – Ken Stott in 100 STREETS
4:19 – I, Tonya (double shot)
4:21 – Molly’s Game (triple shot)
4:23 – Professor Marsten and the Wonder Women
4:24 – Worlds Apart
4:26 – First Kill
“If we may find a city, where one was considered impossible to exist, it may well write a whole new chapter in human history.” – Charlie Hunnam in LOST CITY OF Z
4:27 – Star Wars: The Last Jedi
4:28 – Alien: Covenant
4:29 – The Lost City of Z
4:30 – Dunkirk
4:33 – The Battleship Island
4:35 – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
4:36 – War for the Planet of the Apes
4:39 – Kong: Skull Island
4:40 – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
4:41 – Dunkirk
4:43 – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
4:44 – Life (double shot)
4:46 – Only The Brave
4:48 – Menashe
4:49 – Before I Fall
“A man’s reach should exceed his grasp.” – Sienna Miller in LOST CITY OF Z
4:50 – American Made
4:51 – The Promise
4:52 – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
4:53 – The Dark Tower
4:54 – Saban’s Power Rangers
4:55 – Blade Runner 2049 (double shot)
4:57 – Kong: Skull Island
4:59 – All the Money in the World
5:00 – Stronger (double shot)
5:03 – Spoor
5:06 – Your Name
5:07 – Smurfs: The Lost Village
5:08 – The Odyssey
5:09 – Ghost in the Shell
5:11 – A Ghost Story
“I know this is a sacrifice for all of us.” – Charlie Hunnam in LOST CITY OF Z
5:14 – The Lost City of Z
5:16 – My Cousin Rachel
5:18 – Goodbye Christopher Robin (triple shot)
“I’d really like if you wrote a book for me. Should we go for a walk? Aren’t you working?” – Domhnall Gleeson and Will Tilston in GOODBYE CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
5:22 – The Zookeeper’s Wife
“Why’d you leave my mama? I got lost. But you found your way back, right?” – Abby Ryder Fortson and Alex Roe in FOREVER MY GIRL
5:23 – Worlds Apart
5:24 – Columbus
5:25 – Phantom Thread
5:26 – Darkest Hour
5:28 – Forever My Girl (double shot)
5:31 – Wonderstruck
5:32 – It (double shot)
5:33 – The Big Sick
5:34 – Darkest Hour (triple shot)
“If all of this stopped, even if I were dead, I’d miss it… And i’d miss you.” – Gemma Arterton in THEIR FINEST
5:36 – The Post
5:37 – Megan Leavey
5:38 – Murder on the Orient Express
5:39 – The Shape of Water
5:40 – The Man Who Invented Christmas
5:41 – Okja
5:43 – Table 19
5:44 – Their Finest
5:45 – A Kind of Murder
5:46 – Everything, Everything (double shot)
5:47 – The Florida Project (double shot)
“This is what life looks like. People who love each other. You still have time.” – Patrick Stewart in LOGAN
5:49 – The Children of Chance
5:50 – The Lost City of Z
5:51 – The Shack
5:52 – Goodbye Christopher Robin
5:53 – Call Me By Your Name
5:54 – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
5:55 – Breathe
5:56 – Gifted (double shot)
5:58 – The Sense of an Ending
6:00 – Queen of the Desert
6:00 – Lady Bird (double shot)
6:02 – Beauty and the Beast (double shot)
6:04 – The Greatest Showman
6:05 – Wonder
6:06 – The Greatest Showman
6:06 – Coco
6:07 – Murder on the Orient Express
6:08 – The Shape of Water
6:09 – Darkest Hour
HOMOCINEFILUS by Fernando Bañuelos, Crítico de Cine 